Tuesday, March 11, 2008

We'll begin with a spin...

New York Governor Eliot Spitzer has been linked to prostitution and all holy hell is breaking loose.

It reminds me of a scene from "Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory." Violet Beauregard, phalange deep up her nostril in search of a green goodie, exclaims to Mr. Wonka, "Spitting is a dirty habit." Observing her behavior, his reply is simply, "I know a worse one."

Environmental failure, poverty, abuse, neglect, cow towing to special interests, lying, corruption. Morality and marriage aside, when it comes to government behaving badly “I know a worse one” than a man getting his Wonka waxed.

6 comments:

Miz UV said...

GMTA! I made a similar post about an hour ago. People are going bananas over these as if men going to hookers is some kind of new thing.

Miz UV said...

"these stories" I meant. :)

Ole Blue The Heretic said...

Men, women, and sex have been around since we were ape like. nothing new.

Lucy said...

A waxed wonka!!! ouch.

Jodie K said...

Actually, baby, not a bad thing at all ;)

Joe the Troll said...

I'm sure she's thinking of bikini waxing.

I can't feel sorry for him because I never feel sorry for the Republicans when they get caught dorking the cabana boy, but I agree that it would be nice if people paid attention to immorality that isn't sexual, like the brand that the current administration has made our chief export.

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