Tuesday, June 24, 2008

Foot Fetish

Regular exercise makes one strong and gets the blood moving, which in turn makes a woman sexier than any drawer of lingerie, flowery, fruity or sweet smelling creams or glass of red. Cardio conditioning increases endurance, ready for more adventure and exploring; weights create lithe muscles leaving one more comfortable naked. Stretching equals bendy. However, the constant pounding also leaves a body a bit road hard with unprettty stops along the trail, most due South. The feet.

First, the bunion. I’ve seen crazy, old feet with twisty, bulging knots of skin and bone protruding from toes. Mine’s not that. I sprung a baby bunion left of the right big toe. You can’t push it back in, pound it down or shave it off. Tried “Yoga Toes”, soft and rubbery contraptions like the toe spreaders worn during a pedicure, to align piggies after a rough ride at the gym or in high heels. They offer big relief, but the bun is here to stay. Sexy.

Now the nail on the second toe from the big on the left is lifting from the bed. Not due to a fungus, but trauma and working out wearing Mary Janes commando instead of lace up trainers and thick cotton socks. The nail has gone white and I fear it’ll simply pop off like a Lee Press-On the next time I peel off a sweaty shoe. Then I’d have to paint the skin. Eww.

Good thing feet aren’t my bent. Speaking of, when sharing stories of a more saucy nature, site clicks explode like a fervent Clap-o-meter, yet comments clam up. Perhaps it's just the thrill of peeking in a bedroom window with the drapes left open. Maybe it makes some blush. Or is it the typing with one hand?

6 comments:

Miz UV said...

I get the saucies via my reader and don't usually have much to add. I've been married 20 years, so...

Anyway. Feet. Don't really like 'em.

Don said...

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Ole Blue The Heretic said...

Wear good shoes says the former crazy runner.

People do not like to admit they are perverts.

-The one handed typist.
(I am typing with one hand because I am eating Lasagna with the other. What were you thinking.

JodieKash said...

Liking sex (or writing about it or reading about it or thinking about it) a good deal does not a pervert make. It's all healthy and natural and fun and keeps you out of the fridge.

Even if married 20 years ;)

Amy Dencklau said...

When I played basketball, I was removing my socks and my little toenail (I think on my right foot) ripped right off. After I blacked out and came to, I couldn't get the bleeding to stop. Yikes. Feet are our tires. They should be changed after a certain number of miles.

JodieKash said...

Happily, me little toenail is hanging on (literally and figuratively), but may I say after your comment...

...uuugggghhhh

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