Friday, June 13, 2008

You're Nobody 'Til Somebody Loves You

Are they irked because the club exists, or because they weren't invited?

"Neighbors say an underground swingers club is bringing down the neighborhood"

The trouble with swingers, online casual encounters and such is the choice of party partner, more than likely, isn't the stuff of fantasies. Often, it’s the middle-age bored couples and tattooed young boys with little vocabulary skills, and fewer teefs, partaking. I’ve seen enough amateur swinger porn to define it as such. Trust.

Same for nude beaches and nudist resorts (the term "colonies", apparently, is no longer in fashion). Gawking is discouraged and given the abundance of an older clientele and naturally occurring drooping and flopping (do they let the older men do calisthenics?) I wouldn’t need reminded twice. However, given my…uhh…well-documented-in-this-blog interest in the male of the species and appreciation of…uhh…particular regions, I imagine I would stare inappropriately and if in a hypnotic trance. Like cartoons or episodes of “Ab Fab”; I could watch all day.

Same with lesbians. Most men envision women-on-women encounters as moaning, sexy, hot and steamy, perhaps including stilettos. Bet you don't picture Rosie frenching her girl.

9 comments:

Don said...

Just gotta get past all that mass media perfectionism. See a little bit more of the person inside. Shoot, with my aging eyes, everything (and everyone) is a blur once within arm's reach anyway.

JodieKash said...

I dunno...I think more then a few teefs missing would be a deal breaker for me.

Ole Blue The Heretic said...

So someone is having fun and others do not like it. Screw them...eerrrrr.. those Puritains should just STFU

Stephanie Klein said...

Great post. I wrote something similar a week or so ago.

JodieKash said...

Inspiration? Flattery? Um...cnn.com. I loves me some "Moose". Bonus, redhead ;).

Jefe said...

Denver's own Sugarhouse.

About a mile from my office, no less.

Great fodder for talk radio. Would love to be a fly on the wall there, just to see...

JodieKash said...

Wasn't sure what to expect on the Web sites "appetizer menu".

Fly on the wall hell...slide back the screen door and come on in! My curiosity is buzzing.

Don said...

Looks fun. Clearly there's a demand out there. I hope in time more people stop having the icky-wicky reaction and just leave people to their own, uh, devices.

Joe the Troll said...

I picture Rosie frenching Tom Cruise and figure it serves them both right.

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