Tuesday, July 22, 2008

I love you for your pink Cadillac

"Viagra may aid women taking antidepressants"

I know I feel better after a good poke.

Research claims Viagra may help women on anti-depressants achieve orgasm. However, the little blue best friend maker does not increase desire or arousal like it does for men. Eh, the point? Is it really more about the destination than the journey? Give me the entire road trip, with stops along the scenic routes and lunch at a greasy spoon. Plus, "...43 percent of the women on Viagra experienced headaches." You can get there, weepy gals, just don't want anyone driving.

I’ve not been on the receiving end of the Big V, but have a concern its effects could outlast me, leading to a long night of taffy pulling. Creepier yet is the really, really old guy, giving it to the missus of 40 years way past their regularly scheduled 8:30 bedtime.

Man’s quest began with fire and continues, standing upright, for the chubby. Funny, as young boys, you shamefully hide it behind a book when called to the chalkboard; now you want the Steve Austin variety, better, stronger, faster. Women deal with the occasional (perhaps hormonal) decline in interest the old-fashioned way. Vodka.

4 comments:

Don said...

Taffy pulling. I'm really glad I'm not sure what you're talking about here.

JodieKash said...

hmmm, yes taffy pulling implies something a good deal more...pliable.

Perhaps a better turn of phrase...chipping at concrete? melting a glacier?

/brandon\ said...

vodka is too slow sometimes. sometimes you gotta pull out the tequila.

JodieKash said...

pull out...dirty

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