How come, if fireworks are illegal in most every state, town and municipality, they still sell the fuckers at stands? And advertise in the newspaper?
I admit, I hate fireworks. The big booming, whistling ones, all bright colors and sparkles, eh, okay. I’ll ohh, ahh and oww tonight. I'll also passively aggressively wish for a bit of falange blown off the hand of the dumbasses who set them off on my street or on dry, dry wooden decks, brush fire a’waitin’ to happen and cats scared to piss.
I (wearing a fabulously bosom exposing summer dress) and a girlfriend will be at an upscale hotel on the hill, chowing on BBQ, listening to reggae and awaiting the big boom…and perhaps sharing fireworks with some out-of-towers. KaBoom!