Wednesday, August 27, 2008

Soda pop terrorist

Apologies to all the heartfelt speechifyin’ of a historic nature, the best quote from the DNC so far comes from lovely hippie and now Colorado resident Daryl Hannah. Sniper interviewed by the sewer rats at Fox News, when asked, “What are doing here at the Democratic National Convention?” the Goldilocked mermaid replied, “I’m not going to the convention. I refuse to enter a building named after a beverage that causes obesity and diabetes”.

You can’t get a Rum and Coke at The Pepsi Center.

4 comments:

Joe the Troll said...

I hate corporate naming. It gives us some of the stupidest, clunkiest names ever. If they ever do that to Soldier Field, I'm blowing it up.

Cody Bones said...

I hate stupid Hippies. And Joe, I think the Bears are doing enough to embarrass Solider field on their own so that no company in their right mind would want their name associated with them. Unless the name of the company is SUCK/

Joe the Troll said...

Bad dog.

JodieKash said...

Now, now...we play nice over here. Spankings given only as reward ;)

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