Tuesday, October 7, 2008

Debate Night in America, bitches!

Live blogging while chuckling thought the second Presidential debate. Refresh yourself. I'm here for 90 mins.

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Does McCain’s roll remind anyone else of the old guy Tim Conway played in "The Carol Burnett Show?" The shuffling guy? Watch the wide-stance walk. I'd piss myself seeing that shuffle up to me like he's working the question askers.
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Fannie and Freddie. Sounds like a decent porn.
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Shazam. Now that Obama. Sort hot, like a clean-cut Jimi Hendrix. Rock star. And he works that one foot up, one foot hooked on the stool casual sexy thing.
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Did I mention I'm two glasses of chardonnay in?
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WhyTF does McCain keep heading into the stands and calling everyone "my friends"? Creepy. He's that college professor you fear getting too close, the one who's always hard on approach and crotch is at seated eye level.
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Tom Brokaw, cheeky monkey. Reporters have such egos.
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Crap, wish I was hungry. Dinner's done. Orange roughy baked with McCormick's "Salmon" seasoning, because I'm a dirty rebel. And an artichoke big as my head. I just want the butter to dribble.
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I am notnotnot a wasteful American consumer! I live modest. I drive a fucking Honda. I'm a greedy bitch and don't want to bail your asses out anymore.
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Lotta 'staches in that audience. And is that Sarah Palin sans glasses in the back row???
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Hope I'm not missing a new episode of "Janice Dickinson Modeling Agency."
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McCain has really short arms, Tyrannosaurus-like.
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The drinking game is the McCain "my friends."
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That $5K tax credit will cost, mother fucker. The cash goes to the insurance company and the tax on it goes to the people.
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Dinner so yum. I can cook. And am adventurous in bed. Why don't I land a good man??
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Oh, now I want sweet. I would blow you for brownie right now.
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Why do I have the feeling McCain still sings "Bomb Iran" in the mirror while brushing?
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Yeah, I'm suddenly bored enough to go over and check out TMZ or amateur porn on Xtube. Focus, focus...
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"What don't you know and how will you learn it?" Good question!
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Oh, that's it? Hmm...not the fireworks I expected. Well, good night and God (or Buddha or whatevah) bless America!

6 comments:

Miz UV said...

McCain's a drooling knob, but I don't like the way Obama sits. It's kinda dorky.

Don said...

drooling knob Har!

Obama said some things that annoyed me, but now I forget. McCain probably did too. Oh yeah. O was on the defensive more. McC sounds whiny. Not as bad as Li'l W but whiny is bad whatever.

These guys have huge diffs but they can't elaborate cause the voters won't get it, and the candidate who says anything more complicated than "Let me correct something he just said" will lose the election.

"What don't you know and how will you learn it?"

What Jodie's pot roast feels like between my teeth; and, uh, dunno.

Cody Bones said...

Time to leave the country for a few months until this is over. I'm getting a headache

JodieKash said...

Miz...missed the drool, but did catch he's got that Dubya chuckle down pat. God I can't take four more years of that.

Don...Forecast this weekend calls for snow showers. Thinking time to pop the annual cherry on my chili. Extra meaty (ground turkey), light on the beans and served with a happy lump of sour cream and cheese that you scoop out with tortilla chips. Hot yet?

Cody... I'm with ya. Good time for a Gilligan's Island type escape.

Ole Blue The Heretic said...

Well who needs a TV when I have you!

Great commentary. Now I am going to live in Italy...would you like to come?

JodieKash said...

Hmmm...tiramisu, lemoncello and the company of a man? You had me at Italy, doll.

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