Friday, September 4, 2009

Your balls are mine

FOUR day weekend?

Am I the only sap working today and possibly some of Monday?? No prospects, no BBQs, no love? Damn writers’ deadlines.

I should become the saucy spinster lady now and save myself the time. Where did I leave those cat eye glasses with rhinestone trim and butterscotch hard candies?

Starting today I keep all the balls that come on my porch.

3 comments:

Lisa said...

Yeah, the traffic people were saying that there was no one on the road. Sorry that you're working still--I am too, but an hour today and an hour Monday. I think I'll live :)

P.S. Now that you have only one post showing, I got to see your copyright at the bottom. You are really funny :) :)

Jodie Kash said...

...and did I mention the big panties? Spinsters, saucy or not, are all about comfort. Breathing room if you will.

jorg wobblington lopez said...

At first I thought you meant nuts, and I thought that was a little rash.

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